Tuesday, August 13, 2013

The Belle Behind The Blog

I'm from South Carolina.
Hey y'all! Come on over and sit down for a while and let me introduce myself.

I call myself the Outlaw Belle. I'm a Southern belle from the Deep South. I'm a tough-talkin', gun-shootin', truck-drivin' redneck girl. Also, a few other things you should know about me before we go any farther in this:

- I'm against gay marriage. It's wrong.
- I'm against abortion. Also wrong.
- I'm a Republican. I voted George Bush.
- I'm a Christian. (Pentecostal Holiness)
- I'm against gun control. Sissy boys should stay on the porch.
- I'm against foreigners. Go back to your own country, damn it!
- I come off as a racist, but I promise I'm not. HERITAGE NOT HATE.
- I proudly believe the South will rise again. #ConfederateDaughter
- I cannot stand women's right activists. Get in the kitchen and cook your man some dinner!
- I hate hippie freeloaders. GET A JOB YOU BUM.
- I believe Yankees should stay up North.
- Vegetarians, vegans, and similar other "greenies" make me want to punch them in the face.
- I'm anti-Obama. Go back to Africa, Barack!

So that's my main points that turn people away. If you're still here after that, we're probably gonna be good friends. Basically this blog is just a celebration of the Southern way of life for my fellow rednecks and country folk who share my point of view. And I talk about stuff I can't stand. We're gonna have a barnload of fun.

Cheers,

The Outlaw Belle

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