In Support Of Southern Ladies

While innocently browsing the internet today, I came across this blog written by a man listing all the things he hates about Southern women. He's obviously a Yankee, 'cause who could ever hate a Southern lady?? So I'm gonna discuss some of the things he "hates" and give you my opinion on it.

1. He hates "Southern women who say hun, sweetie, doll"

Just what is wrong with a woman who's nice to people? Calling people honey, sweetie, and doll is just the Southern lady's way of being polite to you stupid Yankees who invade the South and trash talk our way of life.

2. Also hates "Southern women who are huge UGA football fans (or any other SEC team) but never went there"

So it's wrong to be a fan of a college football team and never go there? I'm a diehard, lifelong Clemson fan (they're ACC, but you get my point), and although I'm hoping to go there, I haven't attended Clemson University. Yankees don't understand the love of football in the South. Football's a way of life and a religion around here. Stick to watching golf, you Northern idiot.

3. Hates "Southern women who ask you what your sign is because they actually think that a star constellation determines the category of a person you are"

So knowing your star sign is a crime? Besides, I don't know any women who ask this anymore, so where the hell did this come from?

4. Hates "Southern women who say that they don't date black men because they're just not attracted to them naturally for some reason...sorry, that's just a euphemistic way of trying to cover up that you're racist or couldn't ever bring one home to your family - at least be honest about it"

How is it racist when a white lady says she wouldn't date a black boy, but it's not when black guys don't want to date white girls? DOUBLE FREAKING STANDARDS.

5. Hates "Southern women who think that men were created to open their doors and go off and die for them in wars, oh, and make money for them and support them"

Is it so wrong to expect a little chivalry? But of course, you Northerners wouldn't understand being polite. All Southern boys are raised to be gentlemen and all Southern girls are raised to expect a boy to be a gentlemen. We don't date cavemen.

6. Hates "Southern women who say they're religious because they were "raised" that way - whatever that means"

Being raised religious means you were born in a Christian family- usually Southern Baptist or Pentecostal Holiness- and that you live your life as that religion. It doesn't matter if we go to church every Sunday or once a month, we're still Christians who love the Lord. Suck on that, you atheist Yankees.

So that's my anti-Yankee rant for today, let me know your opinion on these things.

Cheers,

The Outlaw Belle (a Southern lady who stands up for the South)